i have the bestest mom bel denya! got back from work was DEAD tired not a single drop of make up, curly hair o maaaaly khelg..mama’s bel sala watching tv and they had lazurdi’s commercial ely feeha elissa..so i stare at the screen and:

me: yyyy aby akoon EHYA

mama: intai a7la menha!

LOL cute right?

me: laa not b4 i mean after all the surgeries she looks better than me

mama looks at me again

mama: laa..tara men sejy ehya jesemha e3aqed bas intai wayhech a7la

CONCLUSION:

1. ana 7elwa
2. el shathy eb 3ain omma ghazal
3. ommy ET3AQED
4. mama needs glasses
5. elissa mo 7elwa?

my mom has got to be one of the funniest ppl i know and here’s an example:

we were watching the game last night when the phone rang, my mom picked up:

Mama: Na3am

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Aloo..nayma?

Mama: Laa! a7ad enam hal 7aza?

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Bete3mely eih?

Mama: A3mel eih ya3ny? Batfarag 3ala game Arsenal o Chelsea

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: Mal sootek?

Mama: Enta ely mal sootak?

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: 3afwan Madam A7lam mawgooda?

Mama (still thinking its my cousin!): A7lam mein ya ebny? Ma 3andenash A7lam

Stranger: 6ab ana mouta’asef

Mama finally realizes its a wrong number and hangs up!

* just to clarify my mom is not egyptian o kanat bas ga3da testa3be6 (thinking its her nephew)