i LUV my Mommy

i have the bestest mom bel denya! got back from work was DEAD tired not a single drop of make up, curly hair o maaaaly khelg..mama’s bel sala watching tv and they had lazurdi’s commercial ely feeha elissa..so i stare at the screen and:

me: yyyy aby akoon EHYA

mama: intai a7la menha!

LOL cute right?

 

me: laa not b4 i mean after all the surgeries she looks better than me

mama looks at me again

mama: laa..tara men sejy ehya jesemha e3aqed bas intai wayhech a7la

CONCLUSION:

1. ana 7elwa
2. el shathy eb 3ain omma ghazal
3. ommy ET3AQED
4. mama needs glasses
5. elissa mo 7elwa?

i pick #s 2,3 and 4 

Mama

my mom has got to be one of the funniest ppl i know and here’s an example:

we were watching the game last night when the phone rang, my mom picked up:

Mama: Na3am

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Aloo..nayma?

Mama: Laa! a7ad enam hal 7aza?

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Bete3mely eih?

Mama: A3mel eih ya3ny? Batfarag 3ala game Arsenal o Chelsea

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: Mal sootek?

Mama: Enta ely mal sootak?

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: 3afwan Madam A7lam mawgooda?

Mama (still thinking its my cousin!): A7lam mein ya ebny? Ma 3andenash A7lam

Stranger: 6ab ana mouta’asef

Mama finally realizes its a wrong number and hangs up!

* just to clarify my mom is not egyptian o kanat bas ga3da testa3be6 (thinking its her nephew)