Dumb Dares

remember that “decision” i had to make in jan? well i made it last night..i said no..and i think i might be regretting it madry? i just woke up depressed..depressed is not the word i just feel “heavy” o shway maly khelg shay but deep down i know that i made the right decision so i need to cheer myself up and here’s what i’m reading to accomplish that:

Dumb Office Dares:

• enter your office as if you were a special forces soldier entering a house full of terrorists..take cover behind walls, desks, plants, etc…and use your fingers to shoot all the bad guys
• place your ear next to your pc monitor and mutter “yes…okay…we’ll have to be careful though…”
• make a small shrine on your desk and worship it hourly
• shout “phone!” every time someone’s phone rings
• give everything on your desk a name, e.g. Sammy Stapler, Phoebe Phone and talk to them whenever you use them
• pretend to be showing an invisible new colleague around the office, and introduce him/her to everyone
• while riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open
• shout random numbers while someone is counting
• in a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead and mutter “shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”
• the next time the phone rings answer it with the words “oh now what?!” no matter who it is
• click your heels together and say “there’s no place like home” over and over every time you’re in the elevator
• bend down and put your ear to the floor..crawl all the way out of your office like this, muttering “i’ll find you…i’ll find you..” as you go
• tell a colleague that last night was a mistake and you don’t want a relationship with them…when they ask you what you’re talking about say “exactly. lets just act like it never happened”