I’m Engaged…
June 30, 2008
apparently 
RECAP:
6 months ago kent eb wedding o this woman walks up to me:
woman: intai bent flana?
me: ee 
woman: wee ya 7ilwech wain omech? bla bla bla..ee sej 7abeebty alf mabrook
me: alla ebarek feech ?
woman: tezawajtay sa7? la la hatheech ekhtech intai el makh6ooba (plz notice that she asks and replies ebroo7ha)
me: la khalty ana mo makh6ooba (smiling politely)
woman: haw embala!
me: laa (still smiling)
woman: embala sema3na enech makh6ooba
me: laa khalty i’m not (still freakin smiling)
woman: eeee sa7 enkha6abtay bas lai al7een ma wafaqtay
me: !!!!!!!! laa (still smiling bas shway wedy athba7ha)
10 mins later, another woman:
woman II: hala yuma hala 7abeebty shloonech?
me: hala khalty, bkhair alla esalmech intai shloonech?
woman: ta3alay sej mabroook! eshal khabar el 7ilo??
me: ay khabar?
woman: el kho6ba!
me: (just a confused face with a raised eyebrow)
woman: sema3t ena enkha6abtay!
me: hehe (fake laugh) laa khalty
woman: dandoooon (ya3ny chakatny) goolay yuma 3ady..shoofay ana sema3t ena teqademoolech o ga3da etfakreen bas thak el youm khaltech flana galat enech wafaqtay
me: laa khalty mo ana (polite smile bas wedy asheg wayhi)
YESTERDAY:
flana: eee sej meta 3ers dandoon??
mama: 3ers meno?
flana: 3ers dana bentech!
mama: my daughter’s not getting married?! dandoon mo makh6ooba!
flana: haw men sejech? embala galaw enha makh6ooba bas ga3da etfaker o gabl cham shahar sema3t enha khalas wafeqat o taby el walad
TEKFOOOON meno ohwa??
so yeah, barkooly 3ala my engagement walaw enkom met2akhreen o ur ALL invited to my fake wedding and plz point out the groom if u see him.
lol alf mabrook il 5e6ba..mennah il mal o menech il i3yal:p
hahaha! reminds me of an incident that once happened to me, i was sayra bait rbee3ty o sheft w7da 3yooz 3nd el bab o salmat 3lay
woman: inte bnt m7amad?
me: *surprised, how did she know awal marrah ashoofha* haih 5aloh ana bnt m7amad
woman: mabroook 7abeebty mabrook
me: *blink blink* allah ybark fech 5aloh
woman: 3gbal ma nshoof 3yalch inshallah
me: ay 3yal??
woman: salme 3la saif
me: saif?! o_O
woman: mabrook yal 3roos
then i went in the house and i told my friend she said aiiih tit7arach mariam bnt 5ale m7amad LOL
*sigh of relief*
umm,,, haw shno hathool layeg63oon rezgich!
LooooL .. alf alf mabroook ..
It amazes me shloon ohma mo9ireen inich makh6ooba . china they know you better than yourself !
hahaha! reminds me of an incident that once happened to me, i was sayra bait rbee3ty o sheft w7da 3yooz 3nd el bab o salmat 3lay
woman: inte bnt m7amad?
me: *surprised, how did she know awal marrah ashoofha* haih 5aloh ana bnt m7amad
woman: mabroook 7abeebty mabrook
me: *blink blink* allah ybark fech 5aloh
woman: 3gbal ma nshoof 3yalch inshallah
me: ay 3yal??
woman: salme 3la saif
me: saif?! o_O
woman: mabrook yal 3roos
then i went in the house and i told my friend she said aiiih tit7arach mariam bnt 5ale m7amad LOL
I hate it when they do that.
U know how theses rumours start dont u?
bp: lol ebarek eb 7ayatech 7abeebty
dodo: bel thab6
coco: ee madry yanenoony!
yaz: lol
enory: ok ur comment thakeratny eb my emarati friend o nesait kel ely gelty
dr: no how??
looool
:)
alf alf mabrook el5e6ba…o plz bs etdezeenly el card mal el3ers plz
looooool
Mabrook 3al 5e6ba…. yallah mena el mal oo menich le3yal… LOOL!
But ee wallah… ba3day 5af 9ej 3abalhom ur engaged oo b3dayn 5ala9… ana agool 6arshay msg golay…
Lam yatem 5e6bat (your name) 3ala (whatever name) oo hathee esha3a madri mnu 6ala3ha… walaken etha 3indikom walad (your preferences here) fa yurja bel eti9al be (your mom’s name here)!!! Washukran!!
LOOOOOOL Ok some people are so persistent
am going dress-shopping this weekend…for your wedding… ;*
LOOL!! What a salfa!!
Well fake congratulations to u!
khalas ana badawirlich 3arees
Wa7da m7tara…..
Example of a scenario that could happen:
Setting: Wedding
Lady 1 = has an unmarried son and shopping around for him.
Lady 2 = jealous woman who has unmarried daughters/nieces she would like to c married asap
Lady 1: Mashallah Fashionated me7lawa….ihya tizawijat wela la?
Lady 2: Eeeeee haw min zmaaaaaan mkh6obaaaa o china milchat’ha greeeba!
Lady 1: Weee 7asafa, kint imfakra feha 7ag wildi X…..yallaa n9eeeb
Lady 2: Haw ishfech om X, fe wayid banat ghairha….
Lady 1: E sajjaa…..sij bintich wain w9alat, takharijat min iljam3a??
Lady 2: E ba3ad 3omri B takharijat o ishtaglat modarisa….tgol yuma ana ba9eer modarisa 3alashan ajabil rayli o 3yali inshallah *hint hint*
Lady 1: Laish ihi bintich 3arisat?
Lady 2: Laaaaaaaa lail7en ma ya wild il7alal… yalla n9eeeeb…… *hint hint*
Lady 1 and Lady 2 smile at each other knowingly.
After that…..its a done deal.
You may think this is far fetched….bs tadren how many times ive heard that unmarried girls gaylen 3nhom mitzawjat o 3indohom 3yal !!
dandoon: men @@
hlb: lol 3al msg!
g: u can say that again!
shopa: bayi ma3ach 3ashan u don’t clash with the theme
nonowa: thanx
simpee: maby jeyaker plz!
dr: LOL aham shay el modarisa..etsadgeen i NEVER thought of that, kinda freaky