I’m Engaged…

apparently

 

RECAP:

6 months ago kent eb wedding o this woman walks up to me:

woman: intai bent flana?

me: ee

woman: wee ya 7ilwech wain omech? bla bla bla..ee sej 7abeebty alf mabrook

me: alla ebarek feech ?

woman: tezawajtay sa7? la la hatheech ekhtech intai el makh6ooba (plz notice that she asks and replies ebroo7ha)

me: la khalty ana mo makh6ooba (smiling politely)

woman: haw embala!

me: laa (still smiling)

woman: embala sema3na enech makh6ooba

me: laa khalty i’m not (still freakin smiling)

woman: eeee sa7 enkha6abtay bas lai al7een ma wafaqtay

me: !!!!!!!! laa (still smiling bas shway wedy athba7ha)

10 mins later, another woman:

woman II: hala yuma hala 7abeebty shloonech?

me: hala khalty, bkhair alla esalmech intai shloonech?

woman: ta3alay sej mabroook! eshal khabar el 7ilo??

me: ay khabar?

woman: el kho6ba!

me: (just a confused face with a raised eyebrow)

woman: sema3t ena enkha6abtay!

me: hehe (fake laugh) laa khalty

woman: dandoooon (ya3ny chakatny) goolay yuma 3ady..shoofay ana sema3t ena teqademoolech o ga3da etfakreen bas thak el youm khaltech flana galat enech wafaqtay

me: laa khalty mo ana (polite smile bas wedy asheg wayhi)

YESTERDAY:

flana: eee sej meta 3ers dandoon??

mama: 3ers meno?

flana: 3ers dana bentech!

mama: my daughter’s not getting married?! dandoon mo makh6ooba!

flana: haw men sejech? embala galaw enha makh6ooba bas ga3da etfaker o gabl cham shahar sema3t enha khalas wafeqat o taby el walad

TEKFOOOON meno ohwa??

so yeah, barkooly 3ala my engagement walaw enkom met2akhreen o ur ALL invited to my fake wedding and plz point out the groom if u see him.

WARNING

7ASAN!! 

7asan has not been over in more than a week..this is a warning if he does not show up 2day i will not be speaking to him for a week!

u guys need to help me keep him in check

7asan did not show up because ppl were over watching the game, i am not excusing him o officially X-ta..i will not be talking to him for a week..joodbye 

 

 

i HATE makeup

i’m going to a wedding tonight so i went and got my hair and makeup done, well no hairdo or anything just blow dry and makeup..don’t get me started on the makeup.. i usually keep it simple kha6 ke7el khafeef o lipstick BUT my dress 2day WAYED simple o my hair simple so i told the woman i want dramatic eyes so she’s like we’ll do smokey and i said OK! 7ady ghabeya! babchy eiw its too much i got home my dad hates it, my mom o my friends think its gorgeous o ana babchy, i have a face wipe right now was just about to amsa7 but i thought maybe writing about it would calm me down lets face it etha mesa7ta khalas no way aroo7 el 3ers and i kinda have to go cause its family so hhhfff eiw abchy??

oh i just need to point out that although ana ga3da agool wai3 o eiw its not THAT heavy ya3ny ana mo 3gaideya o 7a6a ke7el 3ala kel wayhi but its still wayed guess i’m just not used to it..will let u know what i think one i’m dressed and the look comes together

BARF

i’m addicted

i need to stop shopping i really do!

went to avenues today, didn’t really need anything just went along with a friend..i spent 70 kd at boots! who does that?? my friend left avenues with 2 bags i left with 10..afashel! oh and i didn’t get anything dressy or anything! mostly h&m, top shop, gap, i go in thinking ee ok its not that expensive so i end up buying the entire store

i need therapy

anyone? 

Te7el6eming

ok so i have a cousin who talks about marriage WAYED..and it always goes something like this:

• yala sheday 7ailech
• tesha6eray o get a husband
• mako a7ad in your life?
• meta betezawejain ?

and on and on and on…

so in one of our talks she asked me why I was single (keep in mind that she’s single as well) and i said that i simply haven’t found the right person yet and this might sound conceited but if i wanted to i would be married and with kids right now BUT i refuse to settle for anything less than what i have in mind…i’m NOT gonna marry some1 just to say i’m married, i would rather live alone for the rest of my life than “settle” for the next guy that comes knocking…i don’t know where ppl stand on this but i’ve said no so many times that ppl have started to call me “maghroora” ME! abai if they only knew..i do not judge ppl on family name or status, i do want a good looking husband but thats not a MUST..all i’m asking for is an educated man, some1 with goals and ambitions, some1 with a LIFE, some1 who has interests outside of work, some1 funny, kind, generous and dependable..my IDEAL is to fall in luv first but if i find these qualities in the next guy who proposes i’m not gona say no so kindly back off and stop nagging on me..i’m not in any rush to get married, i love my life, i love my job and i’m happy where i am (for now )..YES i want a husband and YES i want a family but i am not going to spend every min of my life seeking that..if it happens it happens

aaaah i feel so much better now

and how r u ?

i ROCK

Long Ass Post

i had so much going on in my head this morning, so much i wanted to share but as soon as logged on all my thoughts turned into dust..DUST? Dust anyone? 0 Calories (this will be appreciated by Little Britain fans)..i’ve been having a tough time at work lately but things are looking up, one more week of madness and things will be back to normal..i’m really sleepy o can’t stop yawning although i got a full 7 hours of sleep..i’ve stopped wearing makeup, as in NOTHING, no eyeliner, no mascara, no blush nothing and i’m loving it! 

i sing all the time and its getting me paranoid especially when i’m in the car..i HAVE to sing in the car o noo3y andemeeej..ok 1st let me explain: i FEEL the words so ashta6 with the moghany chena ana ely al7een in this situation o when i ashta6 i sing and my face is mendemej with the song and i kinda don’t care but at the same time i don’t want ppl to stare at me

our coffee boy is sweet bas ENARFEZ..kela ezef the cleaning lady o he’s sow freaking slow and he’s NEVER there when i need him (i make my own coffee btw but i need him to send papers to other departments)

my orchid is alive and well i’ve been taking excellent care of her but i haven’t named her yet..HELP

mejbelis keeping me company, he sits on my desk everyday o emnafes bas a7eba (will post his pic when i get home) my mom freaked out when i said “yyy mejbel 7ada 3asal a7eba” her face e3tefas o she was like “meno mejbel??” o ana eb kel berood “abai shfeech mejbel ely ma3ai bel dawam” o my sis later goes to my mom and tells her “ee tara dana et7eb wa7ed esma mejbel ma3aha bel dawam o u should talk to her o try to be understanding tara ya3ny adry ena ma ra7 ya3jebech bas give him a chance” maskeena mama

i miss 7asoon haven’t seen him in a while o eb yen6ag (no tuna for u!)

oh oh ams i went to get a blood test..o i HAD to do it o ma kent aby especially ena my mom couldn’t take me (ee i have never beento a hospital alone, u may judge me) so mama begs me to go o etgooly ena everything will be ready all i have to do is stand in line and take a number so OK me go..i get there wela the driver na6erny bara with a messenger who has all sorts of papers, driver takes my car messenger takes me to the lab..there’s a line 3ind el women’s section o it has 3 women only o the men’s line has one guy so the messenger wants to get my papers done and he’s like come here..i NEVER cut ppl EVER so i say no (o el akh mo 3ajba), i take my papers smile and say its ok i will stand in line and i tip him and go over to the women’s line and this old woman in front of me turns around and says “3afya benaya” yyyyy 3asal! adry badleya bas 7adha cute i get my turn take my number and go wait, i’mreading my book o every1 is staring at me, i was the huge pink elephant with red polka dots in the room! madry laish, maybe cause i was the only non met7ajba? madry it was weird and i wanted it to stop..while i was waiting this random woman walks up to me followed by the messenger (the one i took my papers from) she comes and starts kissing me o the whole shloonech o shloon mama? o shloon madry meno o madry meno? (i have NO idea who this woman is) but i pretend i do o asalem o i smile..then she’s like 3a6eeny awragech khal adakhlech al7een u don’t need to wait..i’m like laa its ok ma buga shay, she snatches my papers and goes to the room! fathee3a (i know she was trying to be nice but i kinda wanted to slap her) she’s just about to knock on the door when my number comes up i wanted to be smug bas 7aram she was trying to help so i just take my papers and thank her again..the woman taking my blood kanat emnafsa..so she takes my blood (keep in mind i HATE needles o mama is not with me) bas il 7amdilla eidha khafeefa o everything’s ok..i leave go outside take my care men el driver and i’m about to drive away when he asks me for my be6aqa “mama say u will lose so i take” ok 3amy phillip whatever u say! omy fatheeeee3a

ok so turns out my brain is not empty after all and i have more to say but i’ll spare u for now :p gotta get back to work will gerger more later..miss me!

 

GIVE ME BACK MY WEEKEND

 

i spent 8 hours at work on fri and another 5 hours on sat..oh and i’m here today, wain my weekend?

it’s 2:47 on a fri and i’m at work..been here since 12..kill me now

BARF

i can’t stand ppl who say: cutie pie, sweetie pie, 7abooba…eiw eiw eiw go away

i’ve been tagged by zainoba will do the tag right after a stupid meeting i’m rushing to

UPDATE: oh oh and “baby” don’t call me baby when i’m NOT ur baby