i have a boobo :(

i LUV my Mommy

i have the bestest mom bel denya! got back from work was DEAD tired not a single drop of make up, curly hair o maaaaly khelg..mama’s bel sala watching tv and they had lazurdi’s commercial ely feeha elissa..so i stare at the screen and:

me: yyyy aby akoon EHYA

mama: intai a7la menha!

LOL cute right?

 

me: laa not b4 i mean after all the surgeries she looks better than me

mama looks at me again

mama: laa..tara men sejy ehya jesemha e3aqed bas intai wayhech a7la

CONCLUSION:

1. ana 7elwa
2. el shathy eb 3ain omma ghazal
3. ommy ET3AQED
4. mama needs glasses
5. elissa mo 7elwa?

i pick #s 2,3 and 4 

i’m a dead duck

i’m sleepy

my eyes are tearing up

i can’t stop yawning

where’s a blankie when u need one?

i am the queen of everything

i’m sick…been in bed all day…watching lost…this is helping:

• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris is the only reason why Waldo is hiding
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter
• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
• It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
• Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany

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i hate sundays

rude old lady

b4 i begin my story let me just say: i looked gorgeous tonight! no seriously i did…i looked like something out of bollywood (if they had chubby actresses )

i wore a royal blue sari with silver trimming..my hair was tied in a low bun, parted in the middle with a silver jewel gracing my forehead…i wore bangles and gorgeous heels

fyi it took 45 mins to get the sari on! my dad called over 2 indian members of his staff who put it on me but the end result was fabulous

SOOO…i get there with my sis we were a bit late so when walked in everyone looked our way (i hate it when that happens but blame the sari) everyone was commenting on my indian look o kelman was in a dara3a except me but i luvd it (let me take a moment here to stress my obsession with everything indian)

1st encounter is with lovely old lady sitting to my right: she reached out for my hand, leaned in and said “chan zain low kel el hanadwa 7elween chethy” racist but AAAWWWWWW i blushed thanked her and smiled

2nd encounter with mean old lady..no 2 mean old ladies:

witch: are u indiaaaan? (thick q8i accent)

me: laa ana q8ia

witch: weeee o ana 6ool hal moda agool meno hal hendeya??

witch #2: eeee men awal ma dakhaltay o e7na engool meno hal hendeya

me: smile (??)

witch: la bas ya3ny hendeya hendeya

me: zain ashwa ya3ny thab6a el door (still smiling)

witch: entai men benta?

me: ana bent 3amat el 3aroos (not gona share my name with a rude lady)

witch: enzain laish emsawya eb 3umrech chethyyyy? (keep the accent in mind)

me: el theme dararee3 gelt albes sari..ya3ny taghyeer (still freakin smiling)

witch #2: (betrage3) eee e7na gelna akeed bent el safeer el hindi

shakoooo??

thats when i smiled and walked away

AND NOW: a glimpse of my sari (i’m obsessed :P)

i had an amazing night: spent it at home on the couch alone watching lost…haven’t done that in ages i really needed some alone time

woke up early, spent some time with baba then went and got my nails done at “nail polish” its been around for a while now but i JUST discovered it..i really liked the place: they were on time, they had a great selection of colors and they did a good job (plus the staff was really nice) i’m excited cause i’ve been looking for a new place to get my weekly manies/pedies done and i think i finally found the right place

used to go to nbar but i’m sick of them (never on time, they take forever and they don’t do a great job)

left excited with my new bold color (hot pink) so i started taking pics of my nails in the car..there were a few men around who thought i was nuts

 

i’m invited to a “henna” tonight and i’m wearing a sari! 

newly discovered diet tip: do not drink while u eat and wait at least 30 mins once ur done eating b4 having water