i found a wrinkle today.  

Mama

my mom has got to be one of the funniest ppl i know and here’s an example:

we were watching the game last night when the phone rang, my mom picked up:

Mama: Na3am

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Aloo..nayma?

Mama: Laa! a7ad enam hal 7aza?

Stranger who my mom thinks is my cousin: Bete3mely eih?

Mama: A3mel eih ya3ny? Batfarag 3ala game Arsenal o Chelsea

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: Mal sootek?

Mama: Enta ely mal sootak?

Stranger who my mom still thinks is my cousin: 3afwan Madam A7lam mawgooda?

Mama (still thinking its my cousin!): A7lam mein ya ebny? Ma 3andenash A7lam

Stranger: 6ab ana mouta’asef

Mama finally realizes its a wrong number and hangs up!

* just to clarify my mom is not egyptian o kanat bas ga3da testa3be6 (thinking its her nephew) 

How do u know if you have a sprained ankle?

I just turned down an offer to participate in an event and I feel so baaad. The “representatives” were two 14 year old girls! Babchy they were too cute..but i was very nice so its ok (i think )

haven’t blogged in ages u guys probably forgot me by nooow..things have been really busy at work..i haven’t had the chance to do much..but i’m back now! i think

why does safat hate me??

 i think i’m sick

i wana be in bed instead of this cold cold office

i have 8 gray hairs! 8!

my “to do” list is looooong but i’m procrastinating

so how’ve u been ?